Why is it that you don't see more children fall over when wearing Heelies?
Every time you go our for a quiet drink you can be sure some kid who hasn't quite mastered the art of transport will go flying as soon as they hit a jog, and then cry the place down like it was anything other than bloody predictable.
But put the same unstable kids on wheels, when surely they don't stand and chance and they stay upright even in strong winds.
I say we need modified police stingers just trip the Heelie kids up and restore balance to the natural world.
