Special Day

The latest big thing in my group of friends is destination weddings. I'm at the age where a lot of my mates are tying the knot and the fancy ones are going for the whole wedding and honeymoon abroad. It's great.

One place I say that does these destination weddings is www.karismahotels.com. They have a series of resorts in Mexico along the Riviera Maya. Indulgence is the key here as you can have your wedding in the setting of the beautiful white-sand beaches of the area. You can indulge with the food too as the resorts have cuisine specialities. It's a great way to make sure your special day even more special.

News Update: Guy Ritchie

Noise levels at Guy Ritchie's pub are being measured after a series of complaints.

I thought the noise levels would've dropped after a divorce.

Westminster City Council's received 37 complaints about The Punchbowl in central London, since the film director bought it in March last year.

Hey. Leave him alone. Anything that keeps him too busy to make films is fine by us.

A microphone has been attached to a nearby home to measure decibel levels, but the council says it won't be recording conversations.

It hears noise but it doesn't listen to the words? It's like they've invented a computerised husband.

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Coffee News

A group of scientists says drinking two cups of coffee a day could reverse the effects of Alzheimer's.

They're saying we should give people with Alzheimer's boiling hot drinks. Thanks for your input.

Tests on mice suggest caffeine causes a reversal in brain degeneration.

But if a mouse is clever enough to order and espresso it's doing OK in the brain steaks.

A Way To Use The Web

Have you ever had to buy something that is embarrassing? It's the one flaw with the way our capitalist world works. Having to go to a shop to get something that you don't want to be seen with is a challenge. Thankfully, you can get all sorts of things on the web these days. At AllegroMedical.com you can buy things like toilet seat risers.

Think about those two situations. You could go to a store, walk up to the shopkeep and say, "Excuse me. Do you have something that I could put on the loo that would make me sit about three inches higher? You do? Great."

Or you can go to AllegroMedical.com that has a wide range of medical items, place your order, and save yourself all the embarrassment.

Vanessa Hudgens

What what what?

High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens' humiliation at the Teen Choice Awards were cut from TV coverage shown last night.

Still, she's had enough humiliation with those naked photos she took. If you haven't seen them, have a Google.

There's nothing wrong with taking a few snaps like that. We've all done it. Now there's an image for you.

Apparently she looked devastated as comedian Dane Cook made jokes about leaked nude photos. He said: "phones are for phone calls".

Yeah, but phones with the internet are for looking at pictures of Vanessa Hudgens.

Foxy

I recently read that former page three girl Samantha Fox wants hard-rocking Motorhead frontman Lemmy to give her away when she ties the knot.

Strange that it wasn't Mick Fleetwood.

She recently got engaged to her manager Myra Stratton and the couple are planning an unusual ceremony, possibly in Siberia.

My god. That'll be cold enough to freeze your ti... oh, she'll be fine.