- Amy: "No, no, no. I think you'll find the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the square of the other two sides."
Gerry: "Look at the wangers on that."
Liam: "Why ay pet, put a little fishy on a little dishy, pet."
Ziggy: "Carole, hop on!"
The twins: "... (silence)"
Wouldn't that be sweet? Well, it won't happen. But you could direct your own version of a black and white film.
Coke zero (you know the one, real taste, zero sugar, so you don't end up a fat diabetic - what, I'm just being honest) have got a website www.zeroismore.com where you direct your own small movie. Why not have a go? You can make then say inappropriate things about your co-workers, or just get them to swear. (Oh come on, it is funny. Bumhole! There, see!)
I'm not saying that following my advice will get your clip to win in competition with the other clips (that happens on there), but I'd find them funny. You get to make life as it should be, where people say what you want them to. Oh, how I'd love that where I work.
If you do it and you make a good one, send it to me (ooh-er@bonbon.net).
