Poker

Have you checked out the new bits on 888.com recently? There are better graphics and a new points-based bonus system. For example, when you join there's a Welcome Bonus up to $400. Straight away you get a credited 25% instantly and then the remaining 75% is pending.

Plus they do $80,000 guaranteed tournament every Sunday. That's something better than watching Sunday night TV. So if you like a bit of poker have a look at www.pacificpoker.com

Stevie's Log 290708

Just been packing to go on holiday. How is it that I am about a foot taller than my GF and a heck of a lot wider, and therefore I have much bigger clothes, yet all of my packing fits in a small pocket while hers takes up the rest of the car?

I think I have found the flaw with 3 dimensional physics, because it can't explain that.

Exam Stress

So, the G has just finished some exams. I helped her revise and I think I miss the good old days of learning things. I know the stress of exams isn't fun but all that time spent learning information and learning how to apply it. It makes you feel like you're bettering yourself.

But courses these days are more based on course work than exams. The thing with that is I would be so tempted to use one of those internet services where they research and produce the course work for you. You write it up, maybe even re-write a few bits so that it suits you style more, but the lion's share of the work is done and it's done to a very high standard.

Like custom-essay.org where you can get work done in different dissertation styles on loads of different subjects, like fashion essays or some science subject.

And it's not just the content they produce that will get your a good grade, they know how about formatting appendices and other important skills of course work producing.

And they can help with the different levels of education, from University Coursework to High School Essays or even College Term Papers.

And you know how colleges these days run all the work past plagiarism testers? Well, the work you get from Custom-essay.org is guarantied plagiarism free.

It doesn't too much imagination to realise what you could do with this service and a course that's 100% course work with no end exam.

Stevie's Log 120708

What's going on with the weather? It's meant to be July but we have had some cold wet days. It's like it's October.

In fact, that's a theory I think we should look at. They keep saying that the climate change and global warming mean we are having milder winters and wetter summer. Has anyone checked to see if we just got the calendar wrong?

Did someone forget to turn and page and we've been out ever since?

Glasses

As a glasses wearer people often ask me, "Where can I get great glasses without spending too much?"

Well, actually no one has ever walked up to me and said that, and even if they did I probably wouldn't tell them the answer I'm about to give you, I'd probably say, "Er, do I know you?" Before running off scream "freak - get away from me!"

But, if that didn't happen, I'd say ZenniOptical.com. You see they have low overheads so they can afford to offer you things like the Zenni Optical $ 8 Rx Eyeglasses. Zenni Optical was on FOX news! So we should be saying, "As seen on TV." And they have Incredible Stylish New Frames From Zenni. So have a look at the site.

I'm Evil

I got a text today that read...

"You lookalike just helped me out. I put my books up on train then couldn't reach them again. He had to get them for me. What a nice man your lookalike is. Well done."

We all think that out there somewhere there might be a double for us, maybe a long lost relative, maybe even an evil twin. But let me tell you, it's a dark day when you realise you don't have an evil twin, you ARE the evil twin.

I guess the signs were there. I spend most of my 'me time' sat in a swivel chair stroking a cat, and I rent an underground layer.

Accident

Have you been watching Big Brother? Mario is up for eviction this week, and while I do hate Bex who is also up, I'm getting annoyed at Mario. Everything he says is all about 'health and safety'. He nominated someone this week on health and safety grounds. Even his girlfriend Lisa, who is also in the house, was making fun of his health and safety obsession. She must get it all the time in their normal life. Before he goes down on one knee he'll have to do a risk assessment. If that engagement ring isn't COSH approved, it will never happen.

It's a shame, because health and safety in the workplace is a serious thing. It's just when people have that attitude that Mario has it makes everyone pay less attention to it.

But if someone has been negligent in some way and you get involved in an accident at work at least there's more of a path of recourse these days. There are firms that can help you with the accident compensation. For example, have a look at www.claimsforyou.com.

But the key is really to make sure you work place isn't a health risk because it's better to be healthy than t have some compensation. So if you have a Mario in your workplace who bores people into not caring about the health and safety, you have to ignore him... for health and safety reasons. He'll understand.

Ode To... Coffee Shops

As I sit here drinking coffee
I see a barista who is bossy
She's shouting at the other drink makers
A shrew, a nightmare, a coffee ball-breaker(s)
As she shouts she does no work
But I see she has a different shirt
She is a pain to all who hear her
I wish my seat wasn't quite so near her.

Pet Project

We all know the web these days is all about social networking. I think that's ironic as computers were probably invented by people who didn't have social skills and that's why they stayed in working with transistors and software.

But everything comes full circle, so we're back to the social model.

And there's a new social site for you if you're a pet person. Indeed it's called a pet portal, cute.

It'sAnamigo The Pet Social Network and it's at www.anamigo.com

The good thing about this is you can get into it right now and be there at the start. With every other social site it's all up and running and when you join you feel like you don't really belong as people seem to be experts on it with the little codes and shorthand in messages.

But if you get in on the ground floor you can be the ones making suggestions that will turn that site into what it eventually becomes.

Stevie's Log 0890708

I've been watching Big Brother again (I know, I'm sorry) and I think I'm in love with Sara.

It's amazing that when someone it's a loud mouthed show off pain in the back side, you can actually get to like them.

Sara hasn't tried to sleep with anyone, she hasn't played Stu off against Dale and she hasn't been getting her bits out in a bid for attention.

Bex, take note.

Glasses

As a wearer of glasses I know what its like when you have to pick out new frames. You walk round that store for hours and you just don't see anything you want. Well, you don't have to buy from what they show you that day. You can take your prescription and get them from elsewhere. Like zennioptical.com who sell prescription glasses online. And the prices start at $8. See, that's worth looking at.

I could see me wearing something like this...

Stevie's Log 080708

Today I have been listening to some really old crappy songs. And I've loaded then on so we can play them at the radio station.

Let's see if you remember...

Stakka Bo - Here We Go (Hey, it's all about consumerism, so Gordon Brown should have it as a theme tune).

Dream Warriors - Wash Your Face In My Sink (I have no idea what that is about. A sink I guess.)

They don't make songs like that anymore. For obvious reasons.

Monologues

Did you ever go to see The Vagina Monologues when it was in a theatre near you? It's seems a little one way. Where's the place to go if you want to hear people talking balls? What if you want to have discourse about man meat?

Well there's www.cocktalkonline.com. Brilliant name?

There you can find out about penis extenders, penis enlargers and penis enlargement in general.

Percents

Brill. It's regional Maths week in the East of England and today in the news we were told 11% of people don't have good maths skills.

I have to do it. I know it's obvious but I just have to. I tried not to but it didn't work...

"That's terrible. 11%? That's nearly half!"

I know, it was obvious, but 11% of people don't have a great sense of humour either.

Rob Paul To Pay For Peter

I know it's a little rude, but some people feel that they need a little more size on their, oh how to phrase this, on their old Johnson. They want a bigger Mr Happy. They wish they had a larger trouser friend. Their Monster In My Pocket isn't quite what they wanted. They would like more meat with their two veg. They want to be more willy than won't he. You get my drift?

Well, www.x4extender.net have a penis extender that give you penis enlargement without needed penis enlargement surgery.

Nuff said.

Stevie's Log

I found a shopping list the other day, and it's amazing what you can learn about a person from their lists.

It included...

Always (Green)
Soya milk x2
Ibuprofen

OK then, single woman who won't me meeting Mr Right this week.

Dream

We all spend so much of our time at work you have to have a job that does it for you. you know, one that floats your boat. It's like breathing. We all do it so much, and if you're breathing some air that you think stinks, you'll be a grumpy little so and so.

So here’s me trying to help by giving you some ideas of careers that will be rewarding and you can enjoy them.

How about Accountant Jobs? They are well paid and if you have a mind that likes to accomplish things you'll get good job satisfaction. You will feel the buss of finishing a report or a document that you know someone who isn't as skilled at the maths wouldn't be able to do.

If you are interested in that go and have a look at www.martinwardanderson.com.

On that site you can search by location and by salary and rate. You can look to see if there's a job out there that suits what you want in your life. You can even find your nearest office and go and have a chat.

And the next thing you know you won't be a grumpy little so and so. Sorted.

To Do

I'm a big fan of the 'to do' list. I've been using them more and more lately.

Here's my tips for making a good to do.

Give yourself plenty of room to add ones at the bottom or you'll find yourself spending time remaking the to do list when you should be doing the to dos.

Put somewhere near the top 'make to do list'. That way as soon as you have made the list you can tick one off. You're off to a great start.

Try and use code in case someone picks it up. Having you boss see, "Search for new job" might not help you cause.

Don't use a really touch code. I've had "make D for H" on a list for ages and I have no idea what that means. So I copy it to a new list every time I write one in case it comes back to me.

Pasty

Today is the day we have had Gordon Brown telling us the way to save the planet and solve all of our problems is to.... not throw away as much food.

Whoo! Guess that war on terror wasn't interesting enough so he thought he'd go for the big one. Food. He says throwing away food costs us loads across the year, and I'm all for anything that saves us, the consumers, money.

Apparently he wants shops to stop their buy one get one free deals so that we don't buy as much. But wouldn't that mean we spend just as much to get less food. So we save the planet but we don't save any money. Darn it!

How about a way to save money and have a good conscience over your carbon footprint? Like having a holiday in the UK. That way you don't have a massive carbon consumption when you fly and it will be cheaper for you, yet you'll still have the same good time.

So I'm suggesting a UK holiday, and if you are interested in a Holiday Cottage Cornwall is a great place to go. You can see a wonderful part of the UK and know you're doing a good thing at the same time.

Milkshake

"My milkshake brings all he boys to the yard."

Let's have a look at the sentence.

Firstly, 'boys'? What are group are you trying to attract Kelis? Didn't watching the R Kelly thing teach you anything?

"Yard"? Where do you find yards? Well, there's your back yard but I don't think she means that. So what other yards can we think of? I can only think of three. Prison yard, scrap yard, and shipping yard. Either way, you don't want to be attracting men from there Kelis, aim higher, you're a good looking lass.

And 'milkshake'. That must been her boobs right? But why are they milky? Dude, I don't want to scare you Kelis, but you should check to see if you have recently given birth.

Cornwall

Are you feeling the stress? The daily grind getting you down? Tense, nervous headache?

That was me a few weeks ago. I was so stressed I was snapping at people in the office. Don't get me wrong, they probably deserved it, and I'm quite good at snapping, so I didn't really mind. But it was a sign that I was working more that maybe I should.

So I took a little break and it did me the world of good. I'm still snapping at people in the office, but just for my own personal entertainment now.

So if you're feeling the stress I'm going to prescribe a day out in Cornwall. You can find out more about Days out in Cornwall by looking at www.islesofscilly-travel.co.uk.

You can get some times to chill and relax, you can see some of the amazing scenery and you can take some time back for you. And a lot of people have been there when they were younger so you have the amazing response when you go back, because those memories come flying back and you get that warm feeling of nostalgia. You remember things with so much details, it's shocking, but in a good way.