The Jeremy Kyle Show

Wow! I have just watched another episode of The Jeremy Kyle Show and there was a woman on there, called Lisa, who didn't know who the father of her baby could be. She said it would was on three guys.

And then she walks on and you think, "They must've got through a lot of brown paper bags."

I mean, it must've been 3 paper bags per session. One bag to put on her head, one for the bloke in case hers falls off, and one to put on the dog do it doesn't have to watch.

Three times that and we're using up a lot of paper.

My Eyes Show Me The Truth

I woke up today and watched The Jeremy Kyle Show. I'll tell you what worries me about seeing the chavs on that TV show, it's that after they have been on the show talking about their various peccadillo (only I'm sure they don't know they're called that), the show offers them after care.

The after care is where their trained councillors stay in touch and help them through their chav-related trouble.

The thing that worries me about this is that I went to Vision Express for an eye test the other day because I wear contact lenses and they said it was an after care appointment.

What are they saying about me?!?

The Start of Winter

Is it ever going to get light today? Do I really have to make the effort of starting my day if the world isn't going to join in?

There's something about the start of winter that makes me understand why animals hibernate. It's not to do with surviving winter and avoiding food shortages, it's because they can't be arsed. "Should I get up and hunt for, whatever it is I eat as I'm a bear? Nah, I think I'll just sleep in."

Topamax

Topamax was a drug that seemed to have such hope placed in it. It was an anti-convulsant that found use as a treatment for epileptic seizures and could also help to prevent migraine headaches.

But it was later linked to certain side effects including birth defects like cleft lip or cleft palate.

From such hope to such failure, but that is often the way with the drugs. Sadly for those affected there's not much medically that can be done, but there is something legally. There's the possibility of compensation.

There's an Austin personal injury attorney who are experts in taking these cases. The details are O’Hanlon, McCollom & Demerath – Personal Injury Lawyers – 808 West Avenue, Austin, TX. 78701 – 512-494-9949

Doctor Who

I have just watched the last episode of the latest series of Doctor Who. Manalive, this stuff is just so random. Don't get me wrong, I very much enjoyed the episode but each plot change and twist is so convoluted it seems like it has been written by a mental.

I remember, when I was growing up, there would be a bad guy and the Doctor, and they would fight and the Doctor would win.

Now we find plot loops and subtleties. It's like doing A level English homework.

Love it.