1/30/2008

Stevie's Log 30-01-08

Can you believe we're a month into 2008 already?

I think time flies more quickly as you get older due to fractions.

When you're one minute old the next minute of your life is 100% of what you've lived. By the time you're 10 the next minute of your life is a 5126400th.

Time must be flying past for old people so much I'm amazed they're not going "weeee" all the time.

Judging by the smell, maybe they are.

1/29/2008

Stevie's Log 29-01-08

I got a spot today. I can't believe it, I'm no where near a teenager anymore.

I don't have the benefits of being in your teens, like having more energy, watching Skins and knowing what the hell it's on about. But I seem to me getting the down side of it.

Still, at least now I'm a grown up I can squeeze it without anyone telling me off for it.

1/28/2008

Stevie's Log 28-01-08

And you'll know if you read the main blog I write, I've been off caffeine for about a month now. I think I was addicted but I managed to go cold turkey with no worries.

I actually think breaking addictions might be one of my skills. It's tempting to start smoking just so I can quit with ease. And then, that way, when smokers moan, "I've tried quitting but you don't know how tough it is," I can say, "Yeah I do. I did that the other day. Next week I'm going to quit the brown sugar too."

1/27/2008

Stevie's Log 27-01-08

If I could be an animal which would I be?

Well, not the chicken. Seriously, that's a bad piece of Darwinian evolution. Who's idea was it to evolve into an animal that just tastes so darned good?

Snails had the right idea. They taste minging.

Sadly they're so easy to catch they were bound to get eaten too.

1/26/2008

Soy Milk

I read in the news that soy milk was linked to storing less fat around the middle, which is exactly what I want to do. So I've been having my cappuccinos with soy milk.

Can I just say this...

...it tastes like card.

There, I said it. I feel better now.

1/25/2008

My Office

In my home office where I pretend to do all my work I've not switched to an energy efficient bulb in my desk lamp.

Now the very minimum of energy is used in this room, but the lamp and me.

Sweet.