Scientology

I’ve been thinking about scientology. I think I like the idea. I read somewhere they think the key to health is exercise and vitamins. Well, I’ve been taking loads of multi-vits and have bought a cross-trainer recently.

They don’t want you to stay in contact with non-scientologists. Well, I’m not that sociable anyway.

Everyone I’ve mentioned this too referred me to the BBC documentary where the journalists was followed round after investigating them.

And that’s a bad thing? I like the idea of people covering my ass. My last boss wouldn’t have been able to sack me, they’ve have swooped and kicked his while saving mine.

If only I had the money, eh.