Fart Free Pants

Some people don't understand what the deal is with science. They don't see the beauty.

Tell them this, and they will see it.

A US company invented an underwear fabric that absorbs all smells.

Now that's technology working for you. We should hand it out to tramps. Imagine how good the world could be.

The material is inserted into a pair of pants with two self-adhesive strips and traps any pongs or whiffs.

So the problems of farts will never be the same again. Of course if you get rid of the smell you will still have the noise. If people are free to let rip because they'd be no smell there will be a general background of fart noise.

And you thought kids trying out their ring tones was annoying.

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