Cough

I have been having a year of colds. I'm averaging more than one a month and that means I haven't sounded right since 2009. The last cold turned into a sins infection which was great, I went down two belt holes as I didn't feel the need to eat. I guess I was full up on some yummy infected snot, dribbling its way into the stomach all the time. It's better than the Atkins.

The latest cold has finally left my head and turned into a cough. The trouble is, it's a cough that sounds like the "excuse me" cough people do to get attention. It's not my fault but every time I clear my throat when I'm out in public people keep turning around with a "what do you want" face.

Still, look on the bright side, I'm getting great service in shops.