Edinburgh Transport

I am still up in Edinburgh. It's a lovely place. I had a bit of a mishap the other day. Up on Princes Street, near the big shops, where that homeless guy sits in the door way near BHS, there is the most pointless thing ever... the tram that doesn't move.

I see how having a tram and not running it is cheaper than running it, and we are in a recession, but it still seems odd. Maybe that's how it makes money, the tourists get on it, pay the cash and when they get bored of sitting there just walk instead. Genius.

Anyway, I was walking past it with a friend and said, "Look at that stupid, useless tram."

The homeless guy thought I said tramp. Long story short, I had to buy The Big Issue.