The Jeremy Kyle Show

I would just like to say...

Dear The South,

I hope you don't think all of us northerners are like the ones on The Jeremy Kyle Show. We're not. Some of us have jobs. Some of us don't have loads of kids that we never seen. Some of is have teeth.

Honest. Thanks.

Yup, I have been watching too much daytime TV of late and it's started to get to me. It has made me realise that if only The Jeremy Kyle Show's "After Care" team did vasectomies the world would be a better place.