I spotted a great thing in a little catalogue that came with a newspaper today. You know, the little booklet that falls out the paper and it's filled with little gadgets you don't really need.
There was a TV watching blanket. It's a blanket to sit under while you're sat on the sofa and it has pockets at the top to put the remote control in. Yep, when you're sat on your lardy backside the last thing you want to do is accidentally burn off some calories by having to 'lean across' to pick up the remote control.
Seriously, if you find yourself ever thinking, "well, if would save me the hassle of leaning over two times a night" you really should give up right there and then and go and lie in the road.
2/05/2008
2/04/2008
Stevie's Log 04-02-08
I interviewed a psychologist today for my radio show. We were doing an interview on the topic of gluttony.
I got told off for taking more than my allotted 15 minutes.
You would've thought an educated man like that would've seen the irony.
I got told off for taking more than my allotted 15 minutes.
You would've thought an educated man like that would've seen the irony.
2/03/2008
Stevie's Log 03-02-08
Evolution is a great thing. I'm all for Darwin. I don't really have much time for the creationist view, or that is should be taught in schools.
But there's one bit of evolution that gets me. The eyelash.
Everything is meant to have evolved to serve a purpose. The role of the eyelash is to stop things getting into the eye. The eye after all is a very sensitive organ.
So what's the one thing that you get stuck in your eye the most?
The eyelash!
Back to the drawing board.
But there's one bit of evolution that gets me. The eyelash.
Everything is meant to have evolved to serve a purpose. The role of the eyelash is to stop things getting into the eye. The eye after all is a very sensitive organ.
So what's the one thing that you get stuck in your eye the most?
The eyelash!
Back to the drawing board.
2/02/2008
Stevie's Log 02-02-08
I'm planning to declutter my life a low. I'm selling off a lot of the CDs and DVDs I have. I'm also selling some books (some I've ready, but some I haven't as I'd make a profit on them).
And there's one thing I'm learning about selling off your stuff. It really feels good when it was a present. You paid nothing and you're getting all the cash.
Especially when it's someone you're not in touch with anymore. I've taken that relationship and converted it into money. That's got to be good for the soul
And there's one thing I'm learning about selling off your stuff. It really feels good when it was a present. You paid nothing and you're getting all the cash.
Especially when it's someone you're not in touch with anymore. I've taken that relationship and converted it into money. That's got to be good for the soul
2/01/2008
Stevie's Log 01-02-08
Just got back from the supermarket and normally they give you a token when you leave so you can park for free next time.
They've stopped doing that because they've run out of tokens. That must mean people are keeping them.
Why would someone try to build a stash of those? Do they plan on saving up so many and then one day turn up and reserve all the parking spaces?
It would take a while, but it would be worth it.
They've stopped doing that because they've run out of tokens. That must mean people are keeping them.
Why would someone try to build a stash of those? Do they plan on saving up so many and then one day turn up and reserve all the parking spaces?
It would take a while, but it would be worth it.
1/30/2008
Stevie's Log 30-01-08
Can you believe we're a month into 2008 already?
I think time flies more quickly as you get older due to fractions.
When you're one minute old the next minute of your life is 100% of what you've lived. By the time you're 10 the next minute of your life is a 5126400th.
Time must be flying past for old people so much I'm amazed they're not going "weeee" all the time.
Judging by the smell, maybe they are.
I think time flies more quickly as you get older due to fractions.
When you're one minute old the next minute of your life is 100% of what you've lived. By the time you're 10 the next minute of your life is a 5126400th.
Time must be flying past for old people so much I'm amazed they're not going "weeee" all the time.
Judging by the smell, maybe they are.
1/29/2008
Stevie's Log 29-01-08
I got a spot today. I can't believe it, I'm no where near a teenager anymore.
I don't have the benefits of being in your teens, like having more energy, watching Skins and knowing what the hell it's on about. But I seem to me getting the down side of it.
Still, at least now I'm a grown up I can squeeze it without anyone telling me off for it.
I don't have the benefits of being in your teens, like having more energy, watching Skins and knowing what the hell it's on about. But I seem to me getting the down side of it.
Still, at least now I'm a grown up I can squeeze it without anyone telling me off for it.
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