Stevie's Log 05-02-08

I spotted a great thing in a little catalogue that came with a newspaper today. You know, the little booklet that falls out the paper and it's filled with little gadgets you don't really need.

There was a TV watching blanket. It's a blanket to sit under while you're sat on the sofa and it has pockets at the top to put the remote control in. Yep, when you're sat on your lardy backside the last thing you want to do is accidentally burn off some calories by having to 'lean across' to pick up the remote control.

Seriously, if you find yourself ever thinking, "well, if would save me the hassle of leaning over two times a night" you really should give up right there and then and go and lie in the road.