Ice Fun

The funniest thing I have ever seen in Horley (and that really does narrow it down) happened this week.

I went there with BlackThunder Helen (the cute blonde lady I get to work with sometimes) and we turned up to an outdoor ice rink.

Some firm turns up and lays some pads of ice and makes the rink, and that's why it was funny. You see, indoor ones are, well, level. This outdoor one had been put on a slope.

An ice rink on a slope. It's a cross between figure skating and the ski slalom. It's starts off OK but 5 minutes later everyone is down the bottom.

It was done for Valentines Day, although it was mainly kids that were on it, and that's a bit odd. I mean, you shouldn't really have kids involved with anything that's about romance.

Unless it was run by one of those dodgy kid-likers. Maybe that's why it was on a slope, the dirty old man just waits at the bottom and... ooooh, no!