Ice A Lowest Levels - We're All Gonna Die!

The amount of ice in the Arctic Ocean has dropped to its second lowest level since satellite scanning began, it was revealed yesterday.

Anyone think all that satellite scanning could be to blame?

In fact every time you hear that something is the warmest since records began, I think, "Maybe all this record keeping is causing global warming. Quick, burn all the records. Hang on, no, don't burn them..."

The big meltdown has gone on despite a relatively cool summer in the region.

You know what that'll be, the council gritting again.

US scientists in Anchorage, Alaska, said losing so much ice was an “alarming” alert on global warming and was further destroying the habitat of polar bears.

Meanwhile Amy Winehouse is worried. A shortage of ice could really screw her up. What would she put in her drinks then?

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