NASA Finds Signs Of Life

So, we are one step closer to finding out if there really is life on Mars.

I hope so, or that TV show "Life On Mars" was just a load of made up rubbish.

Nasa has revealed it's discovered methane clouds on the planet.

Isn't that just perfect. The indicator of life is gas. It makes sense. Even on Earth wherever there is life there' a smell. People stink.

I don't know how cavemen ever did it. With no soap and body-spray they must've stank.

In fact, that's probably something that explains the why we have a population explosion. In the caveman days the stench kept a lid on all the bonking, but in modern times someone goes and invents the deodorant and we're screwed.