Big

I was watching "Big" on Film4 today. It's kinda dodgy that the female lead character fancied male lead. Even if she didn't guess he was 13 she would've thought he was deranged. He slept on bunk-beds with his 13 year old friend.

And when she finds out at the end she'd run off a scrub herself with a wire brush - she got sexy with a kid! Dude, wrong!

It's a gender thing too. Imagine if Jamie Lee Curtis got some strange in Freaky Friday. People would've thought it was sick.

Still, it all reminds me of the time I made a wish on a fairground machine. It came true. You could make a film about me call "Big" but I didn't wish to get older. Nuff said.