Cones

What's the attraction between drunk people and traffic cones? A sober man sees a road cone and thinks, "Oh dear, gonna be late." The drunk man thinks, "Now that would look so much better... over her!" It's like the drinking brings out the inner feng shui expert. It's more dangerous than you think. Every year 14 people are killed by vending machines falling on them. Accidents? I doubt it. They were trying to move them into the north-east corner to help their prosperous zone. They did it because they thought they'd come into money. Well, half a ton of coins just landed on them so it nearly worked.