U-Turns

There has been a log of talk about the Government making a lot of U-turns. They have denied it even when it is plainly clear that they have made such a move.

I think the problem is the phrase, U-turn. It seems to imply a negative feel, like it is a bad thing to do. But have you ever made a U-turn? It's always the right thing to do and saves you a lot of time driving in the wrong direction.

So what we need is a phrase that means U-turn but sounds cooler, sexier, more impressive. So from now on I say politicians should call it a "hand-brake turn".

Although with the way the Government have been going round in circles they should say they've been doing doughnuts in Sainsbury's carpark.