The Jeremy Kyle Show

Wow! I have just watched another episode of The Jeremy Kyle Show and there was a woman on there, called Lisa, who didn't know who the father of her baby could be. She said it would was on three guys.

And then she walks on and you think, "They must've got through a lot of brown paper bags."

I mean, it must've been 3 paper bags per session. One bag to put on her head, one for the bloke in case hers falls off, and one to put on the dog do it doesn't have to watch.

Three times that and we're using up a lot of paper.