My Eyes Show Me The Truth

I woke up today and watched The Jeremy Kyle Show. I'll tell you what worries me about seeing the chavs on that TV show, it's that after they have been on the show talking about their various peccadillo (only I'm sure they don't know they're called that), the show offers them after care.

The after care is where their trained councillors stay in touch and help them through their chav-related trouble.

The thing that worries me about this is that I went to Vision Express for an eye test the other day because I wear contact lenses and they said it was an after care appointment.

What are they saying about me?!?