Stevie's Log 08-02-08

It was only the other weekend I was sorted out my tax. I'm now thinking I could've saved myself a lot more money. I tend to just say what I earned and pay the full whack. But I should get into this "tax deductible" lark.

You can claim for the money spent on things that are used in the doing of your work.

So I should be able to claim for...

Petrol to the stand-up gigs
Wet wipes in case I get too sweaty up on stage
Anger management courses to stop me hitting bosses
Chewing gum (because I have to look cool to do what I do)
Cotton buds (being a DJ doesn't half make your ears make more wax - you needed that into didn't you)
Condoms (because I tell so many sex jokes on stage)
And drugs

So, wish me luck for next year's tax return.