Stevie's Log 07-02-08

People with things on their t-shirts kind of bother me.

ASDA were selling ones saying, "Drink till she's attractive". Now, who's that aimed at?

If you actually want that advice yourself there's no point having that on your own shirt. Not only are you not able to look at it because your head is above it, but if you look at it in a mirror it will just read...

"Evitcatta s'hes llit knird."

Although that's probably equally valid dating advice.

So clearly those t-shirts are for us to read. So you're saying I'm the one who needs to drink till someone becomes attractive? I'll have you know that I don't need drink. I have the skill of thinking I'm with someone else just by closing my eyes.

Now who's the loser?

It's still me, isn't it?