Milkshake

"My milkshake brings all he boys to the yard."

Let's have a look at the sentence.

Firstly, 'boys'? What are group are you trying to attract Kelis? Didn't watching the R Kelly thing teach you anything?

"Yard"? Where do you find yards? Well, there's your back yard but I don't think she means that. So what other yards can we think of? I can only think of three. Prison yard, scrap yard, and shipping yard. Either way, you don't want to be attracting men from there Kelis, aim higher, you're a good looking lass.

And 'milkshake'. That must been her boobs right? But why are they milky? Dude, I don't want to scare you Kelis, but you should check to see if you have recently given birth.