Posh Blindfold

I read that Posh Spice bought an expensive blindfold for the bedroom. (It was in the News of the World, so it must be true, right?)

Firstly, why? Most women would love to see what David Beckham looks like when he's getting down to it. Why would you want to miss out on seeing that?

If you have a normal bloke with his chubby belly and hairiness, I can understand splashing out on some eye protection. But Becks spends all day working out. It's wasteful.

But why spend the money on a blindfold for sex? If you don't like what you see, Victoria, just face the other way.

Actually, maybe that's a bad idea. But those football chants would be proved right.