Spies Like Her

I have been enjoying the spy saga.

We had the story of the alleged Russian spy Anna Chapman, who married a British student called Alex Chapman.

What was she going to learn by spying on British students? How to cook Pot Noodle? How to make one pair of pants last all week.*

He's an aspiring film-maker and said to be stunned at his ex-wife's new status.

Really? I think most husbands could believe their wives are spies. You get a text message at 11pm and watch her spring into action.

The newspaper even published pictures of her topless. And yet they claim she was under cover. Hardly. (Click here to see them.)

In the Telegraph Alex said he received a call from someone at MI5 when he found out what had happened advising him to keep quiet.

...he told this to a nation newspaper! No wonder the spy married him if he was that good at keeping a secret.


* Monday, wear as normal. Tuesday wear back to front. Wednesday wear inside out. Thursday wear inside out and back to front. Friday go commando. (I was a student too, you know.)