30 Update

So how is life as a 30-year-old? Well, it's fraying at the seams.

I don't think I've done this since I was a kid, but tonight I spilt gravy down my t-shirt. So I'm sat here feeling very un-showbiz.

I didn't think I'd be a dribbler till I hit my 80s, but no, I'm very advanced for my age.

And that's not the only reason I feel like I'm getting old. It wasn't just the spilling of the foodstuff down my t-shirt, it was the fact that my first thought was, "Well, that's wasted food."

D'oh!