The High Life?

"Oh, Steve. What a charmed life you must lead as a minor local radio celebrity. You must get treated so well."

And to whomever said that I retort, "B******s!"

We got an email at work telling us that we presenters can't use the Mercury FM parking spaces.

We're on Manor Royal in Crawley, and it's so busy round here for parking it's crazy. Often you have to fight for a space out on the road, and we have four reserved parking spaces right outside the station, but oooooooooh no! Not for us.

The people in sales say they have to have them because it's important that they can find a place to park when they get back form their meetings.

Here's a thought. It's also probably quite important that the flippin' presenter who's gonna be doing the show can actually get to park. Without that happening it'll be very very quiet on the station, and without the presenter there's no one to play out the ads, so what would the sales people sell then?

Perks my a**e. If it weren't for the groupies and free drugs I think I'd quit.