Neanderthals DNA

Scientists believe they now know the genetic make-up of Neanderthals.

Well, that'll be useful. If a Neanderthal ever goes to one of those doctors with some inherited condition they can fix it.

It's after they studied ancient DNA from three fossils.

That means they could be clone one like in Jurassic Park. Yeah, imagine an island filled with short, hairy, dumb men with low-brows and low IQs...

You can insert your own Isle Of Wight gag in here. Save me the bother.