No-Smoking Pets

We're often told not to smoke around children, but now we're being urged not to light up in front of pets.

Well, for a start, those Beagles have probably only just quit, so it's doesn't help them.

A campaign in the States is warning people that animals can also be at risk from passive smoking.

That's why I'm teaching my parrot to say, "Erm, would you mind awfully putting that out." So far all he can say is, "Who's a pretty boy then?" And that's not that useful... unless you're shy and take him out to gay bars.

I think we should stop smoking in front of the pets. Apart from St Bernard's. Hey, they walk round with brandy round their necks, who are they to complain about vices.