Royal Mail Cuts

Bad news today...

Oh my word, I'm sick of thinking that every day of late. Snow, flooding, planes hitting rivers, Simon Cowell still breathing. It's all bad...

But now we hear that up to sixteen-thousand Royal Mail workers may be axed in a huge cost-cutting plan.

Yeah, fewer people. That's what we need. As it is we don't get the post on time, but soon we'll be able to post a letter and it not be delivered till we've forgotten that that we sent it.

Good. It means we can post our own birthday cards and it will still be a surprise.