Strictly Too Much Tan

I love this. The dancers on the Strictly Come Dancing tour are apparently wearing so much fake tan is it causing problems.

They're wearing so much they're getting job offers as David Dickinson impersonators.

It's the bronzing oil that dancers wear. It is rubbing off on their bed sheets and some hotels have reportedly had to fork out for dry cleaning.

That old excuse, eh? What was it really? Hot curry?