Ink

The recent bomb scare on the planes has been worrying. Toner cartridges were used to get the explosives on board and they were found just in time.

So, Al Qaeda are using ink as a weapon. And octopuses are thinking, "Bloody copycats!"

We'll no longer be allowed to take ink toner on flights! Better cancel my tickets to InkJet Con 2010. Damn, it would've been fun.