Manford

Poor old Jason Manford. He was in the newspaper today for sending some flirty direct messages on Twitter so some innocent woman... who sent him some pictures of her boobies and then went to the national papers about it.

Yeah, tut JM, sounds like you corrupted such a sweet girl.

It must be a slow news day if someone flirting on Twitter is a front page story. I think it happens every day.

I mean, it happens on Twitter every day. I don't mean it's a daily routine for Jason. Oh dear, I was trying to help him out but I think I have just made it sound worse.