Heathrow Terminal 5

With all this fuss about Heathrow Terminal 5 going wrong you have to stop and think, "Why are all these people moaning?"

So, they're losing some luggage. At least that means you can finally use the chops in the airport to buy things. The prices are always really good but by the time you get there you have spent days making sure you're bringing everything you need with you.

And also, you will finally be able to buy a suitcase in the airport. All airports have a shop that sells suitcases and you think, "Surely this is the one place in the world where the people who are here already have enough suitcases." No on turns up to an airport carrying all their toiletries and clothes saying, "It's OK honey, we'll just buy a case when we get there."