Big Feet

Here's one for the ladies...

Men's feet are getting bigger.

And you know what they say about men with big feet. Big shoes.

Well, that must mean big socks too. And what else do we do with socks? That's right, we pad. So at least we'll look good.

Sales figures show the average male shoe has grown by a size in the last five years.

At this rate by 2031 we'll look like clowns.

Half a decade ago, it was a UK size eight but now it's a nine.

I'm a ten. Oh, I rule! And I'm decimal, so I'm ready for Europe too.