Cheryl Beats Megan

Cheryl Cole tops the 2009 FHM list of the World's Sexiest Women, which means she's knocked Megan Fox down to second place.

There's no denying that Cheryl is a good looking woman but I have to say, Megan is like a genetic experiment into attractiveness. It's like they took some of Angelina's DNA, added in some stem cells for slightly less freaky lips, removed the subconscious urge to adopt every child around and bang, there you have it.

I imagine it's like Star Wars – somewhere there's a warehouse of Megan clones just waiting to attack. And when they do, it's bad news for Cheryl.