Susan Boyle – The Make Over

Britain's Got Talent's Susan Boyle has already given herself a makeover.

Well, a wash, but it's a start.

The TV show's judges vowed not to change her looks but Susan has a new leather jacket.

As long as no one tells her about eyebrow shaping we'll be fine. But I hope she knows that her success isn't in spite of her looks it's because of them. If some stunner could sing like that we'd say, "Oh well, why don't you go on some Andrew Lloyd Webber reality show and get a proper job?" But when Susan walks on stage you think it will involve growling.

Don't change a thing Susan.