Dancing On Ice

The writing part of what I do for a living (that's the bit I'm meant to be doing right now, but have talked myself into the fact that I deserve a break already) requires me to watch things like Dancing On Ice so that I can write topical gags about it for commercial radio.

Here's the shame of it, I actually quite like those shows now. It's like crack cocaine. You know you shouldn't, you know you'll regret it, and you know that if anyone caught you doing it you'd be so embarrassed, but you just enjoy it.

Although it's not like crack cocaine is as much as Amy Winehouse didn't get famous for watching some celebs falling over on the ice.