Off To France

Girls Aloud's new song 'Can't Speak French' has the lyrics, "I can't speak French, so I let the funky music do the talking."

What? How's that going to help you when you're on holiday in France? How is playing a song off your iPod going to help you order some food in the patisserie? How is a song going to help you get "un chambre pour cinq nuit"?

The only song that could help you order something in France would be Je t'aime. Well, it would get you somewhere to sleep for the night.

But a holiday in France is a great thing to do, and you don't need to be fluent or ever playing funky music. I've been there a lot and I only did GCSE French.

You could have a nice relaxing camping France Holidays and all the phrases you would need you could get off the web. And then you would be able to enjoy the countryside, and of course the food.

There's a place called French Freedom holidays who could sort you out with a camping holiday or a mobile homes for France, and that way you get to see more of the country (and it is quite a big country) while on your break.